BREAKING NEWS: Derek Jeter, the legendary shortstop of the Greatest Franchise in the History of Major League Baseball has tested positive for DAVID® Roasted & Salted Sunflower Seeds. theKONGBLOG™ –in association w/ Dr. Phil McCrack, Ph.D. ran a series of extensive performance enhancing drug testing of Derek Sanderson Jeter w/ the results proving proof-positive of sunflower seed remnants found in the future-Hall of Fame's system. In addition to Original (containing Total Fat 14.7g, Saturated Fat 1.7g, Cholesterol 0mg, Sodium 133mg, Total Carbohydrates 4.9g, Dietary Fiber 4.2g & Sugars 0.7g), Bar-B-Q, Nacho Cheese and Ranch flavors were also found in his bloodstream. Back to you Chuck!
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