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| Typical "ugly" bus seat designs |
Before we get to the answer, please note that this question brought forth several years of bewilderment — which led to several months of "non-stop" pondering.
WHY?
Well, I use to take the bus to college (from Brooklyn -to- Albany in Upstate New York) during my educational years and from Brooklyn -to- New Jersey during my corporate years.
Could it be the designers were colour-blind or was it because the manufacturers couldn't afford quality design-work?
Ultimately, after several painstaking days of "in-depth" analysis — rendered by theKONGBLOG™'s Panel of Experts, we finally discovered why buses have the most awful, hideous and repulsive bus seat designs known to mankind.
Years & years of complaints from bus commuters prompted theKONGBLOG™ to finally take action!
And the answer is...
...bus seat covers were engineered & scientifically designed w/ image-concealing algorithms to hide all the disgusting filth, mindless littering and unwanted graffiti, "DUH!!!"
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| Durable transport fabric depicted above features a retro 'moquette' design used to mask “butt juice" stains |
In layman terms, bus seat covers are typically created w/ durable 'water-repellant' fabric and designed w/ specific 'geometric' patterns; in order to hide accidental stains or prevent vandalism. And that ladies & gentlemen, is the INSIDE KNOWLEDGE!
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