Wednesday, January 30, 2013

INSIDE KNOWLEDGE: Is the Rock a.k.a. Dwayne Johnson on Juice?

The infamous story of when I mentioned to my boys that The Rock is on juice was based on the picture above ↑

Once Upon A Time... was a bright & sunny Saturday afternoon. Aside from the weather, it seemed as if today was my lucky day — a bunch of my childhood boys all decided to stop-by and 'intentionally' annoy me...clearly knowing that I normally rest, recover & recuperate the day after a night of promoting parties at various nightclubs in NYC; the 'intention' is there.

Aside from ridiculing me, calling me a 'lazy bum' and a 'low-life' — they also began accosting me — stating, 'The Rock is not on juice' and that he's been this big for most of his career.

In fact, the argument became so intense — that spit were "literally" flying-out their mouths and veins began "literally" popping-out their necks & temples during the heated exchanges...I couldn't possibly go back to sleep — my planned attempt to relax & recover has been foiled.

Fast forward many months later, I discovered the following:

The film — which is based on a true story, co-stars Hollywood's favorite muscle-bound actors — Mark Wahlberg and Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson and is directed by "big-budget/over-the-top" action director: Michael Bay.

PAIN AND GAIN (2013) -starring- Mark Wahlberg & Dwayne Johnson | Directed by Michael Bay

Judging from photos obtain during the filming, it seems as if Marky Mark & The Rock have been over-consuming the suggested 50 grams of Pain & Gain Powdered Protein Mix. 

And to all my d*ckhead friends and ignorant mo'f'ers who swore that The Rock wasn't juicing, well — here you go:

"BLAAA-AAH!" — Not Natural
And that — boys n' girls, ladies n' gentlemen, and bodybuilders around the globe — is the INSIDE KNOWLEDGE! via eBay® —Custom Online Shop—
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