Tuesday, January 15, 2013

theAGE AIN'T NOTHING BUT A NUMBER STORY

theAGE AIN'T NOTHING BUT A NUMBER STORY
by theKONGBLOG™



Once upon a time... ...I was talking to this "beautiful" girl from Spain who possessed many of the qualities and traits that a "real" woman should encompass...

...you know, she was a "one-of-kind" dime — extremely attentive, really bright, a bit conservative, very understanding, super-sensitive & ultra-sensible — "wifey" material.



We dated many of times...breakfasts, lunches, dinners, window shopping, etc. ...things were was looking good. 

For I thought.

We would see each other every single weekend for the next couple of years –as my dumb ass would fly her in from Spain like I'm made-out-of-money and although we got closer mentally, physically — it just wasn't there.

'Why couldn't you be just a lil' taller?'   'You are way too old for me.'

<<Continues to echo in my mind>>
j.k.



But then one day, I put my foot down and screamed, "But there's a 12-years age difference between Jay-Z & Beyoncé!"

And there was another time I stomped my foot and yelled, "Oh yeah, Brad Pitt & Angelina Jolie are 12-years apart as well!"

She replied, 'Yeah, but you're not Jay-Z or Brad..."

~The End~

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