thePSYCHO-FACEBOOK STALKER STORY

Psycho-Facebook-Stalker

thePSYCHO-FACEBOOK STALKER STORY

by theKONGBLOG™

Once upon a time... ...someone signed-me-up to a group on Facebook without my permission. Although I'm was like, "WTF?!" — I said to myself, "WTH?!" let's give this group a try and within' a day or two, I was literally swamped by several females from that Facebook Group.

What the hek/hell is going on? 

Now, I'm not going to lie, I've met a couple of women via Social Networking Sites — hek, my most intimate relationship; which lasted approx. one-and-a-half years was courtesy of MySpace but this one chick on Facebook began giving me the 'heebie-jeebies'

The icing on the cake was the following 'copy & pasted' private message was she sent me over the weekend...

...it was her first and last <<<BLOCKED>>> Why do I feel like such a high school girl?


Psycho-FB-Stalker
what is your real name? Please tell me.

Kong List
Kong. Please believe me.

Psycho-FB-Stalker
haha... ok I do.

Psycho-FB-Stalker
so what is your deal Kong? Inquiring minds want to know!

Kong List
Are you picking on me? :O(

Psycho-FB-Stalker
no not at all...why r u trying to decipher my subliminal messages..having some trouble are we?

I can tell u if that's the case 

Kong List
No because no one has ever interrogated me before...like the way you have! lol

Psycho-FB-Stalker
whaaat? how am I interrogating u sweetie...look closely you'll get the message lmao...I love these kinds of games on facebook/twitter lol

Kong List
That's it!

I'M CALLING MY MOMMY!!!!!!!

Psycho-FB-Stalker
lmao- ok I will tell u this- you are def in the message and not in a bad way...so go figure it out KING!

if u need help- cuz men can be dense sometimes(sorry)- just ask and I'll fill u in- but you seem like a smart man...so

Psycho-FB-Stalker
so like I asked you before...what's your deal? Are you single? in a relationship? what is it?


Psycho-FB-Stalker
oK now it's my turn...are you picking on me? :O(

Kong List
LOL Very funny! I'm sorry...my inbox gets flooded w/ junk and it's a pain sorting them out...anyways, I didn't get a chance to reply...I have a girl but I guess promoters are best suited as a single person -it helps w/ business! ; p

Psycho-FB-Stalker
you know what?! next time try speaking the fucking truth u asshole..I really am single- so if you weren't- don't tell me on your page you are..seriously..is this how u are? This is how u guys are gonna treat me- wow....I guess a DECADE REALLY CHANGES PEOPLE AFTER ALL!!!

Kong List
I'm KONGFUSED. I don't even know you...and I honestly don't know you're referring to or talking about. Please do not contact me again.

~The End~