View from across the Parkway |
Once Upon A Time...
...the girl I was dating made plans to stay-over for the weekend. I can not tell a lie, I went to panic-mode and began cleaning the apartment like a mad man.
The weekend came and she called, 'Hey Daddy! Well, you told me to call you -instead of text, when I got on the Parkway...well, I'm on the Parkway!'
"Okay cool. I'm coming down. Alright, bye."
As I started walking down the second of six flights of stairs, she called again, 'Daddy, what am I going to do with the cab?'
"Don't worry, I told you I got it."
'Ok. um, but why did you ask me to call you?'
"Oh, I just wanted to hear your voice."
When she arrived, I took care of the yellow cab and grabbed her bags & luggage (Hello Kitty).
Hello?
Come again.
When she entered the apartment, she says, 'Wow, someone's been cleaning!'
After she settled-in, we ordered "authentic" Chinese food and a nice bottle of red wine.
Perfect bubble-butt — soft, round & cushionie |
I couldn't stop...
...she then got-up and abruptly sat down on the wooden floors.
I yelled, "Chill, don't sit on the floor — the floors are dirty!"
She replies, 'No worries Daddy, I always sit at my place.'
"Pick me up!" |
"No silly," and proceeded to tell her a story...
...back up in college, we use to smoke like crazy but it got bad -real bad, when we went dry.
We would wildly ransack, rummage and scour every inch and every crevice of the "off-campus" house for a spec...a grain...a dot of herbal remification...to no avail.
But now, since we're all so much older — young, working professionals...I find some of the sickest buds known to mankind on my dirty-ass floors...which is why I don't clean them.
~The End~
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