Sunday, March 31, 2013

"Hallowed Be Thy Name" – Iron Maiden



"Hallowed Be Thy Name" – Iron Maiden

I'm waiting in my cold cell, when the bell begins to chime.
Reflecting on my past life and it doesn't have much time.
'Cause at 5 o'clock they take me to the Gallows Pole,
The sands of time for me are running low...

Running low--ooohhh...
When the priest comes to read me the last rites,
I take a look through the bars at the last sights,
Of a world that has gone very wrong for me.

Can it be that there's some sort of error?
Hard to stop the surmounting terror.
Is this really the end, not some crazy dream?

Somebody please tell me that I'm dreaming,
It's not easy to stop from screaming,
But words escape me when I try to speak.
Tears flow but why am I crying?
After all I'm not afraid of dying.
Don't I believe that there never is an end?

As the guards march me out to the courtyard,
Somebody cries from a cell "God be with you".
If there's a God then why does he let me go?

As I walk my life drifts before me.
Though the end is near I'm not sorry.
Catch my soul, it's willing to fly away.

Mark my words believe my soul lives on.
Don't worry now that I have gone.
I've gone beyond to see the truth.

When you know that your time is close at hand,
Maybe then you'll begin to understand
Life down here is just a strange illusion.

No, no, no...Hallowed be Thy name
No, no, no...Hallowed be Thy name
No..................................


The Number Of The Beast (1982) by Iron Maiden
R.I.P. Clive Burr (March 8th, 1957 – March 12th, 2013)  R.I.P. 

How Social Media Killed The Importance Of Personal E-Mail

My "beautiful" long-lost friend "Fancy Lady" 
a.k.a. Frannie

"Hiya! i thought i'd brighten up your day with my wonderful words in not one, but TWO emails... haha. i'm glad you realized that character is important when choosing a partner in crime. beauty can take you one place and intellect can take you another... but a combination of the two is l e t h a l!"


~Franchesca~

Saturday, March 30, 2013

VIRAL VIDEO of the DAY: SNEEZING BABY PANDA


157,623,833 YouTube views & counting...

"A-CHOO!!"

VIRAL VIDEO of the DAY: KUNG-FU BEAR



The original footage with the original audio that i took in Japan, I hope this proves my video is real. Btw, I was the first to post this, and I am the guy who filmed it.


wwwtheKONGBLOGcom's YouTube comment:
"The popular phrase — there is no "I" in team definitely does not apply to @mickyduff24 "I am the one who went to Japan!" "I am the owner of the camera!" "I am the footage's originator!" "I am the audio's maker!" "I was the very first human being to record and post this on YouTube!" "I am the authentic creator of the Kung Fu Bear T-Shirts!" geez. sheesh. [Note: This comment was posted w/ the utmost sarcasm and underlying respect for Mr. me-Me-ME...I can only imagine/sympathize what you went through]"

One of the Greatest Tennis Players of All-Times: Michael Chang



Michael Chang talks about his experience 20 years ago in the 1989 French Open.


Michael Chang is a Chinese-American tennis player. At age 17, he became the youngest player ever to win a Grand Slam singles title when he won the French Open in 1989.

Considered one of the fastest tennis players ever — his on-court speed and fighting spirit were stuff of legend. Chang is considered by many experts to have been one of the best defensive baseliners of all-time — oft credited for introducing the jumping two-handed backhand. He remained in the Top 10 of the ATP world rankings for several years in the 1990s, peaking at World No. 2 in September 1996. Ultimately, Chang was inducted into the International Tennis Hall of Fame in 2008.

Michael Chang was perhaps the very first "breakthrough national sports figure for Asian-Americans" — before Michelle Kwan, before Yao Ming, before Chien-Ming Wang, before Li Na, before Liu Xiang, before Jeremy Lin.

Michael Chang became the youngest player to win the French Open at age 17

Perhaps Chang is most remembered and revered for literally clawing & scrapping his way to the French Open title with borderline "bush-league" tactics such as — moonballing, crowding the service line on returns and the "infamous" and now "legendary" under-hand serve).

"Chang's most famous match took place at the 1989 French Open (on the way to winning his only Grand Slam singles title). In the fourth round, he faced World No. 1, reigning Australian Open champion, and three-time former French Open champion Ivan Lendl. Conventional wisdom made Lendl the heavy favorite to win the match against the 15th-seeded 17-year-old Chang.

Lendl appeared to be on the way to victory after taking the first two sets 6–4, 6–4, and then breaking Chang's serve in the opening game of the third set. However, Chang broke back immediately and went on to claim the third set, 6–3. During the fourth set, Chang experienced a severe attack of leg cramps, and though he won the set to level the match, he considered retiring from the match while up 2–1 in the fifth set. He later said that he felt "an unbelievable conviction in my heart" not to give up, and decided to finish the match.

Chang adopted some unusual tactics in an attempt to overcome his cramps. He hit the ball high into the air on many points to slow the game down (known as "moon balls"), and also began to go for more winners in order to shorten the points. Chang also ate bananas and drank water at every opportunity. The success of these tactics caused Lendl, known to be one of the least easily fazed players, to lose his rhythm, and also prompted him to swear at the umpire and the crowd, especially after losing a key point in the fifth set when Chang shocked him by delivering an under-arm serve.

1989's French Open victory became stuff of legend in Men's Tennis folklore

Chang continued to suffer from cramps, but managed to take a 5–3 lead in the fifth set with two match points on Lendl's serve. Aiming to break Lendl's concentration one more time, Chang stood well inside the baseline, almost at the T-line in the centre of the court while waiting to receive Lendl's serve. The crowd started laughing at the bizarre situation, and Lendl seemed to think everyone was mocking him. The tactic worked, as Lendl produced a double-fault to give Chang the victory, 4–6, 4–6, 6–3, 6–3, 6–3, in 4 hours and 37 minutes. Chang sank to his knees and broke down in tears at the conclusion of the match. Seven days later, he went on to lift the Coupe des Mousquetaires, becoming the youngest male champion in Grand Slam history." — Wikipedia

One of the Greatest Dunks in the History of Basketball


Victor Dukes dunk on Manila

In what could be One of the Greatest Dunks in the History of Basketball,
Victor "Put Up Your / Pa" Dukes drives down to the paint and elevates
for One of the Most Brutal, Ferocious, Vicious Dunks
Since the Inception of Basketball.


Duly note, Victor Dukes dunk occurred on December 31st, 2013 in the Boys Division II Championship game at the 66th Annual NEA Invitational High School Basketball Tournament between Nettleton Raiders -vs- Manila on Arkansas State University’s campus.

Friday, March 29, 2013

At Age 25 Mark Cuban Learned Lessons About Leadership That Changed His Life by Mark Cuban – Forbes

Mark Cuban, The Maverick
Cuban turned early lessons from horrible bosses into a tech career,
ownership of the Dallas Mavericks and $2.4 billion

At Age 25 Mark Cuban Learned Lessons About Leadership That Changed His Life
by Mark Cuban

At age 24, I left Indiana and hit the road in my 1977 Fiat X19. I was on my way to Dallas. The car had a hole in the floorboard. It needed oil every 60 miles. Some college buddies of mine had told me to come to Dallas–that the weather was great, that there were jobs and that the women were amazing. I didn’t hear the first two pieces, but I definitely heard the third.

But let me back up a bit. I’d been in Indiana for a few months, working at a place called Tronics 2000. Before that, I’d been in Pittsburgh, my hometown, where I joined Mellon Bank after graduating from Indiana University in 1980 at 22. Back then a lot of smaller regional banks still did everything on paper. Mellon had a department that went in and converted them to computerized systems. That’s what I did. A lot of my peers at Mellon were just happy to have a job. I wanted to be more entrepreneurial. I took the initiative. I used to send notes to the CEO of the bank. I once cut out a magazine story about how corporations could save money by withholding Social Security and sent it to him. He sent me a thank-you letter back. I started something called the “Rookie Club.” I’d invite senior executives to a happy hour to talk to a group of younger employees in their 20s like me. Then I went a little further. I started writing a newsletter. I did updates on current projects. I tried to inject a little humor. I thought my boss would love me for doing these things.

Mark Cuban is the owner of the NBA's Dallas Mavericks,
Landmark Theatres and Magnolia Pictures; he is also
the chairman of the HDTV cable network AXS TV.
But let me back up a bit. I’d been in Indiana for a few months, working at a place called Tronics 2000. Before that, I’d been in Pittsburgh, my hometown, where I joined Mellon Bank after graduating from Indiana University in 1980 at 22. Back then a lot of smaller regional banks still did everything on paper. Mellon had a department that went in and converted them to computerized systems. That’s what I did. A lot of my peers at Mellon were just happy to have a job. I wanted to be more entrepreneurial. I took the initiative. I used to send notes to the CEO of the bank. I once cut out a magazine story about how corporations could save money by withholding Social Security and sent it to him. He sent me a thank-you letter back. I started something called the “Rookie Club.” I’d invite senior executives to a happy hour to talk to a group of younger employees in their 20s like me. Then I went a little further. I started writing a newsletter. I did updates on current projects. I tried to inject a little humor. I thought my boss would love me for doing these things.

Instead, my boss called me into his office one day and ripped me a new one. “Who the f— do you think you are?” he yelled. I told him I was trying to help Mellon make more money. He told me I was never to go over him or around him, or he’d crush me. I knew then it was time to get out of there. That’s how I found myself back in Indiana, then on the road to Dallas.

As it turned out, it wouldn’t be the last time I had a run-in like that with a boss.

Mark Cuban, The Partier
Mark Cuban at his birthday party back in his Mellon Bank days
In Dallas, I moved into a tiny apartment with five buddies at a place called The Village. At the time it was the largest apartment complex in the country. The place was filled with twentysomethings. I was the last one to move in. We had only three bedrooms and three beds. I slept on the floor. I had no closet and no dresser. I just stacked my clothes in a corner. The place was a dump, and we just destroyed it even more.

None of us had any money, but we had some wild times. We threw parties at our place to save money. When we went out, we had a rule that no one could spend more than $20. We’d go to a place called Fast and Cool, and we’d all buy bottles of $12 champagne. We walked around like we were moguls. We didn’t know the difference between good and bad champagne.

Our rent was $750 split six ways. In order to get some extra time to pay our rent, the guys would write checks to one guy who would collect them all and make a deposit and he would then pay the bills. It would give us three or four days of float. One time our roommate Dobie collected all the checks and skipped town. That was the last we ever saw of him.

One roommate had a job selling burglar bars in the worst Dallas neighborhoods. One guy was a waiter. Another worked construction. I initially got a job as a bartender at a place called Elan, which was a hot Dallas club. But bartending wasn’t my end goal. I wanted to start my own business.

Mark Cuban, The Programmer
Cuban learned programming early, on a $99 Texas Instruments computer
While tending bar, I applied for jobs. I got an interview with a company called Your Business Software. They sold PC software to businesses and consumers. I’d just bought a $99 Texas Instruments computer and was teaching myself programming. They were impressed by that. They were also impressed by the fact that I was actually willing to read all of the software manuals. I got the job. It paid me $18,000 a year, plus commission.

I was happy. I was selling, making money. More importantly, I was learning about the PC and software industry and building a client base. About nine months in, I got an opportunity to make a $15,000 sale to a guy named Kevin. I was going to make a $1,500 commission, which was enormous. It would have allowed me to move out of the apartment and maybe have a bed.

I asked a co-worker to cover me at the office. I called my boss, the CEO, whose name was Michael, and told him I was going to pick up the check. I thought he’d be thrilled. He wasn’t. He told me not to do it. I thought: “Are you kidding me?” I decided to do it anyway. I thought when I showed up with a $15,000 check, he’d be cool with it.

Instead, when I came back to the office, he fired me on the spot. I had disobeyed him. He was one of those CEOs who is all pomp and circumstance, one of those guys who seems to scream: “Don’t you know who I am? What I do?” He tried hard to look and act the part of the CEO. He wore the right suits. But he had a huge flaw: He never did the work. He never demonstrated the initiative to go out to sell. I had realized by that time that “sales cures all.” That’s a phrase I still use to this day. He was my mentor, but not in the way you’d expect. Even now I think back to things he did, and I do the opposite. And he made me superstitious about titles. I’m never listed as the CEO of my companies. There is no CEO. I am the president.

Mark Cuban, Young Man
Shot of Cuban taken by an old girlfriend
But being fired from that job was the determining factor in my business life. I decided then and there to start my own company. I didn’t have that much to lose, and it was something that I knew I had to do. I was 25. I went back to that guy with the $15,000 job and told him that I didn’t have the money at the time, but if he let me keep this job and the money, I would do the work and it would help me start my own company. He said, “Sure.”

I started a company called Micro-Solutions. I was a PC consultant, and I sold software and did training and configured computers. I wrote my own programs. I immersed myself in the PC industry and studied Microsoft and Lotus and watched what the smartest people did to make things work. I remember one day I had to drive to Austin for some PC part, to a place called PCs Limited. The place was run by this kid who was younger than I was. We sat down and talked for a few hours. I was really impressed by him. I remember telling him, “Dude, I think we’re both going places.” That “dude” was Michael Dell.

Michael Dell - founder and CEO of Dell Inc.

That year I made the decision to get MicroSolutions into local-area networks. We hooked up PCs at small to medium-size businesses so workers could share information. We were one of the first to do that. We resold products from TeleVideo and Novell. This was literally the foundation of my later career. MicroSolutions grew into a company with $30 million in revenues. I sold it a few years later to CompuServe. That start enabled me to found AudioNet, which became Broadcast.com, which my partner, Todd Wagner, and I sold to Yahoo. Then came the Dallas Mavericks and everything else, of course.

Oh, yeah. A few years ago, I got an e-mail from my old roommate, Dobie. It said, “How you doing, man?” I wrote back that I wasn’t going to talk to him until he paid me the $125 he owed me for rent back from The Village. He sent me the check. I cashed it. — Forbes

Thursday, March 28, 2013

Miami Heat's 27-Game Winning Streak



theKONGSPORTS™ (B.S.PN affiliate) – Miami Heat's quest for basketball immortality ended abruptly (and roughly -according to LeBron James) last night at the United Center in Chicago. 

The Heat’s impressive 27-game winning streak came to an historic end at the hands of the Bulls in a 101-97 loss — perhaps equally impressive was the fact that Chicago were playing without their MVP-Derrick Rose and All-Star Joakim Noah.

Miami's "epic" streak will go down in "infamy" as the second longest in NBA history — after 33 consecutive victories by the 1971-72 Los Angeles Lakers.



theKONGSPORTS™ had the privilege to catch-up w/ King James & D-Wade during their post-game press conference...and here was their immediate reaction:

theMOST ELOQUENT SPEECH EVER



"Infamous" Mike Tyson & Jim Gray Interview in Glasgow, Scotland June 24th, 2000

Jim Gray - acclaimed sportscaster / controversial sideline reporter

Gray: Mike, was that your shortest fight ever?

Tyson: I bear witness to only one God and Muhammad blessing and people be upon him is his prophet. I dedicate this fight to my brothers that are gone…who died....I’ll be there to see you…I love with all my heart…all praise be to my children, I love you…um God…aww man, WHAT?!?!

Gray: Is this your shortest fight ever? In any time amateur, professional, ever?

Tyson: I don’t know man. YEAH. Yeah Lennox Lewis, Lennox, I’m comin’ for you!

Gray: Mike is it frustrating to train like you did and have this end seven to eight seconds...(interrupted)...

The Baddest Man
on the Planet
Tyson: (Interrupting) No, I didn’t train for this fight, I only trained probably two weeks, three weeks for this fight...I had to bury my best friend and I dedicate this fight, I wasn’t gonna fight, I dedicated this fight to him, I was gonna rip his heart out! I’m the best ever! I’m the most brutal and vicious and most ruthless champion there’s ever been! They’re ain’t no one can stop me!
Lennox is a conqueror? NO! I’m Alexander, he’s no Alexander, I’m the best ever! There’s never been anyone this ruthless, I’m Sonny Liston, I’m Jack Dempsey, there no one that can match me, I’m from their cloth. There’s no one that can match me. My style is impetuous, my defense is impregnable, and I’m just FEROCIOUS! I want your heart, I want to eat his children. Praise be to Allah!

Gray: You’re saying now Mike…(Gray grabs Mike’s shoulder but Mike is walking away)…Mike?

Wednesday, March 27, 2013

Top 5 NBA Plays of the Night: March 26th, 2013



Check out the five best plays from a wild 3-game Tuesday night in the NBA as count them down in our nightly Top 5 Plays of the Night!

BRAUN -vs- APPLE -vs- SAMSUNG

Dieter Rams , Head of Design 1961–1995

I remember when the late-Steve Jobs was quoted as saying, "I'm going to destroy Android, because it's a stolen product. I'm willing to go thermonuclear war on this."

I also remember the feeling I got when I found-out Milli Vanilla lip-synced all their multi-platinum hits and didn't actually sing any of their songs from their multi-platinum album.




1960's -vs- New Millennium

Braun T3 pocket radio 1958 -vs- the iPod 2001

iPhone’s calculator app 2003 -vs- Braun ET44 calculator 1977


Braun T1000 radio 1967 -vs- PowerMac G5/Mac Pro 2003


Braun LE1 speaker vs. the iMac


Braun T1000 radio 1967 -vs- the Mac Pro. 2003


Braun infrared emitter -vs- iSight camera.

Braun LE1 speaker 1967 -vs- Apple iMac 2003



Braun L60 sound system -vs- Apple iPod Hi-Fi

Braun Atelier TV -vs- iMac 24

Kim Kardashian Ditches Reality For Horror



Kim Kardashian's vampire facial for her upcoming role as Carrie...



Kim Kardashian's relaxing acupuncture for her upcoming role as Pinhead....



Kim Kardashian's braided dreads for her upcoming role as Predator...


The Wolverine (2013) -starring- Hugh Jackman, Will Yun Lee & Tao Okamoto. Directed by James Mangold.


The Wolverine (2013) -starring- Hugh Jackman, Will Yun Lee & Tao Okamoto. Directed by James Mangold.

SYNOPSIS: Hugh Jackman returns as Wolverine in this sequel to the member of the X-Men's first solo outing. Mark Bomback and The Usual Suspects' Christopher McQuarrie penned the script, which takes its inspiration from the Chris Claremont/Frank Miller Marvel miniseries from the 1980s dealing with the character's adventures in Japan as he fights ninjas in the ceremonial garb of the samurai. Knight and Day's James Mangold directs. ~ Jeremy Wheeler, Rovi

The Wolverine (2013) -In Theaters- July 25th, 2013

Skylar Diggins — Face of Women's Basketball

Skylar Diggins is the Face of Women's Basketball

Skylar Diggins was a McDonald's "All-American" coming out of high school and rose to national prominence — becoming an "All-American" Women's NCAA Basketball Star for the Notre Dame Fighting Irish. She is being touted as the 'New Face of Women's Basketball'



5' 9" and all that good stuff

Diggins is Notre Dame's "all-time" leading scorer w/ 1,726 career points — leading the university past their Big East rival and consummate powerhouse UConn Huskies in "back-to-back" seasons in the Final Four — only to lose in the National Championship Game.

Skylar Diggins | #4 | PG-SG | Notre Dame Fighting Irish

She won the Big East Player of the Year in 2012 & 2013 — and is very popular in the social media world esp. after being spotted w/ Lil' Wayne; who was rockin' her #4 Notre Dame jersey.



McDonald's All-American (2009)
2x Big East Player of the Year (2012 & 2013)

In what may be the most anticipated WNBA Draft Lottery in recent memory will take place in April '13 — as three marquise seniors w/ multi-talented & multi-varied skill-sets: Baylor's Brittney Griner, Delaware's Elena Delle Donne and Notre Dame's Skylar Diggins will all be vying to be the WNBA's #1 Overall Draft Pick.

Skylar Diggins 5' 9" 145 lbs
2012-2013: 17.1 Points 3.5 Rebounds 6.1 Assists 3.1 Steals
2011-2012: 16.8 Points 3.3 Rebounds 5.7 Assists 2.6 Steals
2010-2011: 15.1 Points 4.0 Rebounds 4.9 Assists 1.9 Steals
2009-2010: 13.8 Points 4.1 Rebounds 3.2 Assists 2.6 Steals  


Brittney Griner's Career Night: 33 Points, 22 Rebounds & 3 Dunks



Brittney Griner had 33 points and a career-high 22 rebounds to go with her three dunks in Baylor's 85-47 win — much to the chagrin of former-President George W. Bush & former-First Lady Laura Bush.

Brittney Griner holding a photo of her & Shaq


KONGRATULATIONS to Brittney Griner!




#1 DRAFT PICK of the 2013 WNBA DRAFT!

“Daylight " (Playing for Change) – Maroon 5 & Friends




The Daylight (Playing For Change) video is part of the Playing For Change music project series which brings together musicians from around the world. All profits go to their non profit foundation which builds music schools for children around the world.

All PFC performers where recorded and filmed live outside and this musical journey takes us from the streets to the stage to the hearts of the people. Playing For Change is a movement uniting people everywhere through music.


“Daylight” (Playing for Change) – Maroon 5 & Friends

Here I am waiting, i'll have to leave soon
Why am i, holding on?
We knew this day would come, we knew it all along
How did it, come so fast?
This is our last night but it's late
And i'm trying not to sleep
Cause I know, when I wake, I will have to slip away

And when the daylight comes i'll have to go
But tonight i'm gonna hold you so close
Cause in the daylight we'll be on our own
But tonight I need to hold you so close
Oh-woah, oh-woah, oh-woah
Oh-woah, oh-woah, oh-woah

Here I am staring at your perfection
In my arms, so beautiful
The sky is getting back the stars are burning out
Somebody slow it down
This is way too hard, cause I know
When the sun comes up, I will leave
This is my last glance that will soon be memory


And when the daylight comes i'll have to go
But tonight i'm gonna hold you so close
Cause in the daylight we'll be on our own
But tonight I need to hold you so close
Oh-woah, oh-woah, oh-woah
Oh-woah, oh-woah, oh-woah

I never wanted to stop because I don't wanna start all over, start all over
I was afraid of the dark but now it's all that I want, all that I want, all that I want

And when the daylight comes i'll have to go
But tonight i'm gonna hold you so close
Cause in the daylight we'll be on our own
But tonight I need to hold you so close

And when the daylight comes i'll have to go
But tonight i'm gonna hold you so close
Cause in the daylight we'll be on our own
But tonight I need to hold you so close
Oh-woah, oh-woah, oh-woah
Oh-woah, oh-woah, oh-woah
Oh-woah (yeah), oh-woah (yeah), oh-woah (yeah)
Oh-woah (yeah), oh-woah (yeah), oh-woah!


Tuesday, March 26, 2013

Top 10 NBA Plays of the Night: March 25th, 2013




Check out the ten best plays from around the league in the NBA as we count them down with our latest version of the Top 10 Plays of the Night!

INSIDE KNOWLEDGE: What Does Your 2,000 Daily Allowance Look Like?



Here's what your daily allowance actually looks like.

*According to the U.S. Department of Agriculture, the average adult needs to consume about 2000 - 2500 Calories to maintain their weight...and that ladies & gentlemen, is the INSIDE KNOWLEDGE!

The Real Playboy: Hugh Hefner -or- Wilt Chamberlain?


Playboy owner Hugh Hefner recently stated in Esquire Magazine, "I’ve had sex with over 1,000 women but I never cheated on wives"


1,000 women?
Only one-thousand women?
Is that all?


NBA legend Wilt Chamberlain notoriously claimed –in his autobiography, to have had sex with over 20,000 women — more specifically, 23 different women in 10 days.





Playboy turned 60 years-old in 2013, Hugh Hefner, 87, needs to live approx. 350 more years to surpass Wilt the Stilt's jaw-dropping claim...

...UNREAL OR NOT?

Monday, March 25, 2013

theWHY I DON'T DANCE STORY



Once Upon A Time... 

...I was on vacation w/ my childhood boys in South Beach and saw three hotties in matching denim dresses at PRIVE. Knowing that my boys are cock-blockers competitive, I took swift initiative and quickly invited those ladies back to our section. After introducing them to everyone, I took a liking to a dirty blonde — one thing led to another and we began GRINDIN' like there was no tomorrow...but I abruptly stopped and ran-way!

My boys were like, "WTF?!"

There was another time when I saw a super-duper HOT light-skinned black girl on the dance floor while looking down from the V.I.P. balcony at PACHA. My eyes lit-up like the Fourth Of July, I couldn't contain the captivation and went downstairs to invite her back upstairs to the V.I.P. section — one thing led to another and we began GRINDIN' like there was no tomorrow...but I quickly stopped and ran-way!!

My boys were like, "WTH?!"

And then, there was a time I was at FR.OG in NYC for after-hours and was introduced to a Latin stripper w/ thee only booty — one thing led to another and we began GRINDIN' like there was no tomorrow...but I suddenly stopped and ran-way!!!

My boys were far-beyond befuddled and decided to track-me-down, "WHAT THE F*CK/WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG w/ YOU?!"

I replied, "My Mom told me if I ever got with a lady I would turn to stone, and I felt something getting hard and so, I ran."

~The End~

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