Once Upon A Time...
...I was on vacation w/ my childhood boys in South Beach and saw three hotties in matching denim dresses at PRIVE. Knowing that my boys are
My boys were like, "WTF?!"
There was another time when I saw a super-duper HOT light-skinned black girl on the dance floor while looking down from the V.I.P. balcony at PACHA. My eyes lit-up like the Fourth Of July, I couldn't contain the captivation and went downstairs to invite her back upstairs to the V.I.P. section — one thing led to another and we began GRINDIN' like there was no tomorrow...but I quickly stopped and ran-way!!
My boys were like, "WTH?!"
And then, there was a time I was at FR.OG in NYC for after-hours and was introduced to a Latin stripper w/ thee only booty — one thing led to another and we began GRINDIN' like there was no tomorrow...but I suddenly stopped and ran-way!!!
My boys were far-beyond befuddled and decided to track-me-down, "WHAT THE F*CK/WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG w/ YOU?!"
I replied, "My Mom told me if I ever got with a lady I would turn to stone, and I felt something getting hard and so, I ran."
~The End~