Pee Wee
by Amasing
No, I’m not talking about little league baseball. I’m talking about having fun while you pee. Some of us might bring something to read while we do the number two (not me), but have you thought about being entertained while you peed?
Sure, number two takes longer but I’m talking about that avid drunker who can down a 12 pack and pee for 3 minutes (aka live sporting event). Talk about streaming media: The Philadelphia Phillies' top minor league affiliate is set to debut what it calls a "urinal gaming system" at its ballpark in Allentown (Pennsylvania).
The Lehigh Valley IronPigs tapped a British company to install the system in men's restrooms at Coca-Cola Park. When a fan approaches, the video console will sense his presence and switch into gaming mode. The guy aims left or right to control the play on the screen. No word on which or what type of games will be displayed but I doubt it would last longer than 3 minutes. Sorry ladies, the device was created for the men but I’m sure a female version is in the works.
I’m hoping they will invent a new version of Battle Ship on the toilet and we can aim our poop and scream “You sank my battle ship!”
IronPigs General Manager Kurt Landes says he didn't want to flush away a golden opportunity to entertain fans. He says the games are "sure to make a huge splash." As long as the splash isn’t on you.
