The Legend Of The Naked Ninja

Naked Ninja Resists Arrest. Naked Ninja Gets Tasered. Naked Ninja Unaffected by Tasers. Naked Ninja Rejuvenated by Tasers. Naked Ninja Counters. Naked Ninja B*tch-Slaps Cop. Naked Ninja Does Somersault.
Naked Ninja Flees. Naked Ninja Goes Down In Infamy.

theKONGBLOG™ NEWSFLASH — David Martin a.k.a. Naked Ninja went on a butt-naked street rampage of epic proportions. The astonishing video footage depicts law enforcement officials descending upon a clothless bearded cowboy (in downtown Indianapolis) who physically resisted and fended-off the feeble attempts -by perhaps, the absolute worst collection of police officers known to mankind.

"After being tackled by a sidewalk vigilante, the Naked Ninja rose-up from the concrete and instantly became a viral sensation — literally coming back from the dead whilst letting-out a woman-like shrill -or should I say, "BATTLE CRY?" that lead into a surge of superhuman, PCP-like powers..." — reported by Kong from theKONGBLOG™

Police responded to the scene and attempted to subdue an agitated 27-year-old supervillain in the buff -who was going ape-sh*t in the streets. 

"...the streaking assassin began striking onlookers and passer-bys for no apparent reason and was tackled to the ground by a pedestrian in a suit..." — a witness attested.

Armed w/ stun guns & tasers — the amateur-like officers' futile attempts (including a direct taser to the culprit's balls) seem to have absolutely no effect whatsoever on the Naked Ninja; who continued to wrestle, wriggle and fend-off the degenerate group of law enforcement officials.

In fact, the thousands of volts of electricity seemed to have super-charged Martin as he began unleashing a barrage of counter-strikes — including The B*tch-Slap Heard Around the World at approx. 1:29 mark [NOTE: The slap was so strong, it almost knocked a hefty lawman to his knees — literally.]

After fighting-off the pathetic officers w/ a series of karate kicks via the ground game, the Naked One somersaulted his way onto his bare-feet — wildly fleeing from the scene before being tackled once again -by the same pedestrian, from earlier.

"Geez! This guy's like a ninja, man — holy crap!" an unidentified
narrator shouts during the epic video clip.

This unforgettable viral video shows David Martin a.k.a Naked Ninja -in the buff, rampaging wildly on unsuspecting civilians and resisting arrest (Martin was high on 'Spice,' a synthetic form of cannabis, he later told police) in the streets of Indianapolis that bystanders and law enforcement officers will never forget.