Once Upon A Time...
...I was having dinner at my parents' — and my Mom asked,
'I want put new Chinese songs...on iPod — but keep same (old) songs...you do for Ma Ma?'
"Okay, so you want me to add the songs from these (CDs) and convert them onto your iPod — and don't erase the current set-list, right Ma?" I replied.
'No-NO! No erase..I tell you Gin Kwong, I want to keep...same songs...you put (add) new one...' she adamantly replied.
"MA! I KNOW, I UNDERSTAND...DUH...you know what? I got you...here, give me!"
[I took her co-worker's "bootleg" green & purple CDs and added the tracks to her iPod Mini]
A Week Later...
...my parent's & I were dining-out — and I eventually asked my Mom if she liked the new songs,
'Yes, is good.' 'One sing slow song (slow jam) is goOod...very, good song,' she points-out w/ a slight smirk.
"Whaaa-aat? Which one is this?"
She >> to Track #25:
"Or Nah (Remix)" by The Weeknd feat. Ty Dolla $ign & Wiz Khalifa | Produced by DJ Mustard
Do you like the way I flick my tongue or nah?
You can ride my face until you['re] dripp'in cum
Can you lick the tip then throat the dick or nah?
Can you let me stretch that pussy out or nah?
Thank God my Mom can't speak English!
~The End~
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