Thursday, April 24, 2014

TRUE STORY: The Weeknd w/ My Mom Story

Once Upon A Time...

...I was having dinner at my parents' — and my Mom asked,

'I want put new Chinese songs...on iPod — but keep same (old) do for Ma Ma?'

"Okay, so you want me to add the songs from these (CDs) and convert them onto your iPod — and don't erase the current set-list, right Ma?" I replied.

'No-NO! No erase..I tell you Gin Kwong, I want to keep...same put (add) new one...' she adamantly replied.

"MA! I KNOW, I know what? I got, give me!"

[I took her co-worker's "bootleg" green & purple CDs and added the tracks to her iPod Mini]

A Week Later... parent's & I were dining-out — and I eventually asked my Mom if she liked the new songs,

'Yes, is good.'   'One sing slow song (slow jam) is goOod...very, good song,' she points-out w/ a slight smirk.

"Whaaa-aat? Which one is this?"

She  >>  to Track #25:

"Or Nah (Remix)" by The Weeknd feat. Ty Dolla $ign & Wiz Khalifa | Produced by DJ Mustard

Do you like the way I flick my tongue or nah?
You can ride my face until you['re] dripp'in cum
Can you lick the tip then throat the dick or nah?
Can you let me stretch that pussy out or nah?

Thank God my Mom can't speak English!

~The End~

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